ATD’s Top 10 Despicable Me Quotes!

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ATD’s Top 10 Despicable Me Quotes!
We absolutely can’t wait for the Minion Mayhem at Universal Orlando on the 2nd July!
We’re counting down the days till the 2nd July, when Universal’s Despicable Me Minions Mayhem attraction takes the world by storm!

Firstly, we absolutely adore the Despicable Me film, secondly, we know you do too... So we thought, whilst you all wait with bated breath and purchase your Universal tickets in anticipation of this undoubtedly magnificent attraction, we’d share with you our favourite Despicable Me quotes!

We can't wait for the minions to wreak havoc at Universal Studios! So, here's to the 2nd July!
 
1
Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard. 
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want! 
Gru: Not if they're dead.
 
2
Gru: Do you speak Spanish? 
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish? 
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como un burro*.  (*like a donkey)
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!  
 
3
Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story? 
Gru: No. 
Agnes: Pretty please? 
Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. 
 
4
Gru: Clearly we need to set a few rules. Rule number one: You will not touch anything. 
Margo: Aha. What about the floor? 
Gru: Yes, you may touch the floor 
Margo: What about the air? 
Gru: Yes, you may touch the air. 
Edith: What about this? 
[Holds a ray gun in her hands, laser sight aimed at Gru] 
Gru: Ah! Where did you get that? 
Edith: Found it. 
 
5
Edith: Can I drink this? 
Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode? 
 
6
Edith: Are these beds made from bombs? 
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and are not likely to explode. But don't toss and turn. 
Edith: Cool! 
 
7
Agnes: Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. 
Edith: That's a Cheeto. 
Agnes: Oh. 
[eats it] 
 
8
Gru: I went to kindergarten, I know how the alphabet works. 
 
9
Agnes: [singing] Unicorns, I love them. Unicorns, I love them. Uni uni unicorns, I love them. Uni unicorns, I could pet one if they were really real. And they are! So I bought one so I could pet it. Now it loves me, now I love it. La lala la la... 
 
10
Gru: [reading the book he wrote] One big unicorn, strong and free, thought he was happy as he could be. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down. They made him laugh, they made him cry. He never should have said goodbye. And now he knows he can never part from those three little kittens that changed his heart.
 
Despicable Me fans, if you're yet to get hold of your Universal tickets, there really is no reason to wait any longer!
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