We know that heartbreak, whether recent or not, can make you dread the iconic ‘day of love’. Seeing happy couples everywhere flouncing around their healthy relationships can be sickening (pardon the pun). We also know that some exes tend to be awful people… but before you slash their car tyres like Carrie Underwood or post that story on Instagram with some relatable song lyrics, we have a much more peaceful and satisfying idea to let out your frustration and get that much deserved revenge!
How It Works
If you’re heartbroken or healing, now’s the time to make sure your ex’s name finds its rightful place, on a roller coaster barf bag. This means that on Valentine’s Day, someone braving one of Universal Orlando Resort’s most intense rides could be losing their lunch and delicious butter beer into a bag proudly bearing your ex’s name.
Even better, you don’t have to stop at exes. Feel free to name a bag after your worst date, an annoying co-worker, or that irritating neighbour you could definitely live without.
It’s as simple as your ex’s excuses:
- Submit this form
- Enter your ex’s first name (and a last initial if you’re feeling particularly bold).
- Sit back and laugh as your ex’s name gets the ride of shame, literally.
Your Certificate of Pettiness Awaits!
Once submitted, download your Certificate of Pettiness as proof of your legendary move.
Because, honestly isn’t it fitting? After all, they dragged you through an emotional roller coaster, now it’s time to return the favour.
